This will only mean something to Garfield folks

Remember this post? I do. I mean it more now than I did then.

Thank you for the challenge.

Because Odie really does have feelings for you.

And I promise to start including the missing words in my sentences. Because I do speak English, most of the time.

What will now become, " The no mustard please" incident

I had a sandwich with a guy this evening that had been asking me for awhile. I bit into my panini and instead of the mustard spilling on me, it squirted over the table and hit him.

I’m classy like that. I may or may not have laughed and not offered to help. I refuse to say which.

To the social world at large

I have once again joined the dating world. This will no doubt provide people something to laugh at while I stumble through gracelessly, embarrassing not only me and the chosen suitor, but waiters all over the world.

Heaven help us.

I forewarn you now, I will spill something on you, forget your name at some point during the date, step on your feet, and make the waiter horribly uncomfortable.

This is going to fun, if at least for the two readers of this blog.

What was I thinking

I like to think of myself as a go getter. Yeah right. What I am is this. I like to start 100 things at once, make myself crazy, drink too much coffee burning the midnight oil, and then when all the projects are completed? Breath and say I will never do that again.

And usually a month later, I start the process all over again.

I am just that crazy.

New Things are Happening

Ok, so I have neglected this blog for a bit. If I tell you how wonderful you look will you forgive me? Because you really do look great, spring has put some color in your cheeks. So, what have you been doing? Sitting on my couch, eating bon bon’s of course. No wait, that isn’t all! I have finally been setting up a professional site up to show off some of my work. What do I do you ask? Nothing really. A few graphics. A little photography. A little design. A little writing here and there. It pays the bills. Oh, and I’m setting up a CafePress store. I’m not hitting you for money, (you there in the back, I swear I’m not.) However, I’d like to point out, if you have requests, or questions, I’d be more than happy to answer them in a email. caffeinatedandready AT gmail dot com. Why not? Got something you want on a shirt, but don’t know what picture would look good with it? Let me help with that.

I am excited about this. I promise to write more here. As I get more clients, I will have more to write here, I promise. I will make a spectacle of myself somehow and where else can I write about it people?

Wish me luck, I am already sweating bullets.

It was 99 degrees outside and humid, I hate humid

I just want to publicly announce, that one should always carry a personal size of deodorant in their purse or car instead of trying to maskenhance the odor of oneself with Lysol. It burns. And then when a good sweat occurs, it burns again.

I learn these things so you don’t have to.

My GAWD

That is what I said at 7 am this morning when something about making my coffee didn’t turn out right. I don’t really remember, my eyes weren’t open yet. And yet, and here is the important part, the mini-me said it all day. My GAWD was even said to the cashier handing us our lunch.

It wouldn’t be so funny if he didn’t say it just. like. I. do. Exactly. Like his life depends on saying the explicative just right.

Tomorrow I’m duct taping my mouth shut.

My GAWD

That is what I said at 7 am this morning when something about making my coffee didn’t turn out right. I don’t really remember, my eyes weren’t open yet. And yet, and here is the important part, the mini-me said it all day. My GAWD was even said to the cashier handing us our lunch.

It wouldn’t be so funny if he didn’t say it just. like. I. do. Exactly. Like his life depends on saying the explicative just right.

Tomorrow I’m duct taping my mouth shut.